All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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