i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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