Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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