his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
