So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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