i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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