there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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