Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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