i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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