No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
high people should be assigned attendants
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
