no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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