So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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