Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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