What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it glows. i had to have it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
