love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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