It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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