Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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