lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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