i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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