Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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