I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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