he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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