rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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