I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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