Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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