ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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