Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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