do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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