You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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