of course. lets lasso hookers.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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