Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You have to summon your inner elephant
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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