I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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