After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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