he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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