FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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