would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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