Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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