god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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