i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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