How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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