Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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