shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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