Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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