Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
