Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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