if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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