I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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