too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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