What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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