I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Your penis caused this!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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