Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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